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The Drinking Game

So I've decided to play the My Immortal drinking game. No, not with alcohol. I will be using water and fruit juice, and I will play to the rules below, a slight adaptation of the tvtropes rules.

I will be downing approximately 30ml of water or juice per shot, and 2-5 ml per sip. Chapter-by-chapter updates will be posted here, and live updates on facebook. I think I'll see how far I can get in 24 hours. I will be taking frequent breaks because water poisoning is a really stupid way to die, so I probably won't get very far.

  • Take a shot every time Ebony "frenches" someone.
    • Two shots whenever she does so "passively".
  • Take a shot each time Ebony has sex.
  • Take a shot every time the word "goffik" or its variants are used.
  • Take a shot each time Ebony's name gets misspelled.
  • Take a shot each time a name from the Harry Potter books gets misspelled.
  • Take a shot each time the narrative stops to describe clothing or makeup.
      • Two shots if it's a boy's makeup.
  • Take a shot each time an emo band gets mentioned.
      • Take a shot every time preps are insulted.
      • Take another shot when the "prepz" are flaming again.
      • Take a shot every time My Chemical Romance is raped mercilessly.
    • And take a shot every time she comments on how hot a somebody looks.
      • Or when she compares a character to a member of a goffik band.
  • Take a shot every time the cast goes to attend a concert of a "goffik" band.
    • Take two shots if it's not really the band that's playing, but really "Voldemort and the Death Dealers".
  • Take two shots every time Draco runs after Ebony naked.
  • Take a shot each time the word "fishnets" is mentioned.
  • Take a shot with every bad pun.
    • Take a shot with every use of the word "geddit".
  • Take a shot every time the word "black", its variants or misspellings is used.
  • Take a shot every time a long word is rendered as a similar-looking word spelled correctly.
    • Take two shots if this turns into an unintentional censorship, such as when "masturbating" becomes "masticating".
    • Take two shots when that similar word spelled correctly is actually a harder word, spelled correctly. See: Bombodil, Azerbaijan.
  • Take a shot each time Ebony gives somebody the "middle finger".
    • Take a shot every time Ebony then stops to describe how she painted her fingernail during giving the finger.
  • Take two shots every time Tara threatens not to update.
  • Take a shot every time Tara accidentally spells a normal word as a swear word. (The best examples are Minister for Magic Cornelia Fuck, and Draco watching the film Hoes of Wax)
  • Take a sip every time the word fuck is used. That includes misspellings of the word, and abbreviations of the it (EX: OMFG, WTF, OMFFG).
  • Take a shot every time someone slits their wrists.
  • Take a shot every time Tara uses the word 'depressed' or its variants.
  • Take a shot each time suicide is mentioned.
  • Take a shot each time there's an author's note.
    • Take two shots for every time the author's note involves the author threatening to self-mutilate in some way.
  • Take a shot each time someone makes a dramatic entrance
  • Take a shot for the adverbs "sexily", "seductively" and "suicidally", "angrily" and "sadly". And, yes, "sandly" counts as "sadly".
  • Take a shot if actions are described with an inappropriate adverb (i.e., Draco "crying sexily," etc.)
  • Take a shot every time two entirely contradictory adverbs are used to describe the same action (i.e., B'loody Mary shaking her head "energetically lethargically")
  • Take a shot everytime Tara says "da" instead of "the".
  • Take a shot for each Freudian Slip where Ebony is accidentally referred to as Tara.
  • Take a shot each time somebody cries.
  • Take two shots each time someone cries tears of blood.
  • Take a shot everytime she refers to her "Thingy" or her "you-know-what".
  • Take a sip for each set of ellipses every time we have an overly long Dramatic Pause, as in " It was................ Dumbledore!"
  • Take a shot for every time it is snowing and raining at the same time
  • Take a shot for every '666.'
  • Take a shot for every time Tara mentions "Raven".
  • Take a shot every time anyone wears leather.
  • Take a shot every time you see "Satanist" or any variation of it.
  • Take a shot every time Tara improperly uses a japanese word.
  • Take a shot every time Tara says "and everything" or "and stuff."
  • Take a shot every time there is a 1 where there should be a !
  • Take a shot every time a character that was supposed to be dead comes on the scene.
  • Take a shot every time a gun is mentioned.
    • Take two if the gun is fired and kills no one.
  • Take a shot every time someone is called a "bich," or any variant.
    • Two shots if it's a compliment.
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