Hannah Sunshıne Climas Episode 2! :-D
Mad Scientist Introducing the Joker!
Hannah Sunshıne Climas This man is made of shadows and eyes.
Madeline Noble EXPLOSIONS
Mad Scientist Have I ever told you guys how much I love this intro?
Mad Scientist It tells you everything you need to know about Batman
Mad Scientist Without mentioning the word Batman anywhere.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas How to be Batman - Have a parent.
I will never get over that.
Mad Scientist Wow, the poor sound is really noticable.
Pictured: poor sound quality.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas THE BATMOBILE IS HUGE.
Possibly not the best proportions for car chases.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas I love the part where Batman looks angry.
Madeline Noble I kind of want it as my ringtone or something
Mad Scientist ... all of it?
Madeline Noble STRIKE A POSE BATMAN
Batman, obeying Madeline.
Mad Scientist Intro the Joker!
Even scarier than a normal clown.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas And then the tree exploded. Because of the Joker.
Mad Scientist On the line "the Joker got away", too.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Crashing through the roof, on a one-horse open tree...
Madeline Noble well played Joker
The Joker. Escaping Arkham Asylum on a rocket tree. With a Christmas decoration on his head.
Mad Scientist Introducing Robin!
Madeline Noble THE JOKER HAS NO FAMILY
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Even scum spend the holidays with their families...
Hannah Sunshıne Climas OH ROBIN.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. HE HAS NO PARENTS.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Oh ~boysssss~
Madeline Noble NO ONE IN THIS SHOW HAS ANY PARENTS
Mad Scientist "You know, I've never seen [It's a Wonderful Life]. I could never get past the title."
Madeline Noble Oh Batman
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Doesn't it warm your heart to see everyone in the spirit of Christmas?
BATMAN YOU ARE SCROOGE.
Madeline Noble Batman is SO MAD that there is no crime at christmas
Hannah Sunshıne Climas TROLOLOL PHILANTHROPY.
Mad Scientist Batman does not look happy about being wrong.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Batman approves not.
Nice people, ruining Batman's Christmas.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Man that is a huge table they're eating at
Mad Scientist ... Bruce and Dick at opposite sides of a huge table. LONELIEST CHRISTMAS EVER.
Madeline Noble THEY ARE SO ALONE BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO PARENTSSSSSSSSS
Loneliest. Christmas. Ever.
Madeline Noble It's a sweater vest AND high-waisted pants
Dick Grayson, replacing real crimes with fashion crimes in Gotham. In his defense, he was raised in a circus.
Mad Scientist I gotta say, the Joker does get much better throughout the series, but he's even pretty good in his intro episode.
Mad Scientist He's a hard character to nail down.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas And then the Joker drove a tank. Because of reasons.
Because of reasons.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas THE CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas What year was this made?
Hannah Sunshıne Climas ... you can access the electrical mainframe?
Mad Scientist Of course he can.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas IT'S NEVER EASY WITH THE JOKER.
Madeline Noble RUMOR HAS IT
Mad Scientist KEEP THAT OUT OF THIS MADDIE
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Now the Joker is trolling Batman with dead parents.
Mad Scientist I like the cardboard audience
Madeline Noble lol no
Mad Scientist With the grumpy Batman.
Mad Scientist And he kidnapped cops to be his "family".
Mad Scientist I don't recognise the female, anyone know who that is?
It's Summer Gleeson.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas "Looks like I'll have to teach daddy some manners".
Stay classy Joker.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas ... I thought that it was Batgirl. But apparently not.
Madeline Noble OH SNAP JOKER
Mad Scientist I'm kinda surprised Bullock didn't bite the Joker's face.
Mad Scientist No it's not Barbara
Mad Scientist Too old
Madeline Noble Maybe she's just some random lady? but that seems unlikely
Mad Scientist "I bet Batman wishes he had a family like mine”
Madeline Noble JOKER DON'T MOCK HIM HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEEAAAAD
Hannah Sunshıne Climas I don't like this Robin as much as the Young Justice Robin.
You're hearing the unsettling chuckle right now, aren't you?
Mad Scientist You can't compare people to YJ Robin.
Mad Scientist It's like comparing people to Vetinari.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas So true. So true.
Madeline Noble We should watch this at Christmas
Madeline Noble Also, agreed
Mad Scientist Also the Joker is a terrible ventriloquist.
Mad Scientist If this was half a season later he could enlist Scarface's help.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas I can't take Scarface seriously because of his name.
This guy would be worth taking seriously if he had a different rogue name.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas I just can't.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVER.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Oh wait. It's terrifying and also really sad.
Madeline Noble BATMAN DOING BURNOUTS
Mad Scientist This is child endangerment.
Mad Scientist Probably. How old is Robin at this point?
Mad Scientist He's have to be over 18, wouldn't he? I'm sure it's fine.
Madeline Noble Batman you are a bad parent in this
Mad Scientist He is
Mad Scientist Later on, when he's Nightwing, Dick keeps calling him out on that.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas He looks old enough.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas "Dick keeps calling him out on that".
Madeline Noble I don't think so, I mean he was Batman's sidekick for ages, like since he was 8 or 9
Mad Scientist He's either in college now, or will be very soon.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas LEGAL IN THE BATCAVE.
I mean... what.
Madeline Noble ALSO "OLD ENOUGH" SAYS HANNAH, CREEPING ON THE YOUNG MEN
Hannah Sunshıne Climas SO HARSH LADYBRO.
Madeline Noble oh Batman, how clever of you
Mad Scientist "Careful Robin, I'm sure there's more to this than meets the eye." REALLY.
Madeline Noble actually I'm surprised it didn't explode
Admit it: you expected a bomb too.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Yes. Share in the Joker's special occasion. THE DEATH OF BATMAN.
Mad Scientist The Joker's plans never really make sense.
Madeline Noble "the death of Batman" I bet he gets that all the time
Madeline Noble his plan is: kill Batman, host Christmas special
Mad Scientist At least Batman is playing bait himself instead of sending Dick.
Madeline Noble Maybe later.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas "Our cannon seems to be out of control".
Mad Scientist That's actually a pretty badarse cannon.
A pretty badarse cannon.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas EVERYTHING YOU SAY SOUNDS SUSS.
Mad Scientist Look at the range on that thing.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Sorry. I'll stop now.
Mad Scientist And now the kid's getting shot at.
Mad Scientist Operation cause and effect?
Mad Scientist What kind of name is that?
Hannah Sunshıne Climas An awesome name.
Madeline Noble how did Joker have time to make all those robots?
Robots. Extremely unsettling robots.
Mad Scientist I'm sure he just hired goons.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas BATMAN JUST FELT UP ROBIN'S CHEST.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas "Batman, it's almost midnight! We have to do something!"
Madeline Noble BATMAN DOESN'T KNOW DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
Madeline Noble ALSO: it's going to be christmas miracle
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Betty Blooper doll.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas What.
Mad Scientist A doll that doesn't explode?!
Mad Scientist What is happening here?!
Hannah Sunshıne Climas No, it just wreaks havoc.
Yet another thing that doesn't blow up, and is all the more unsettling for it.
Madeline Noble any time Joker gives someone a gift I think it's going to explode
Madeline Noble ROBIN TOTALLY OWNED ONE OF THOSE DOLLS
Hannah Sunshıne Climas THEY DON'T MAKE DOLLS LIKE THAT ANYMORE says Batman.
Mad Scientist I love that Batman is an expert in little girl's dolls
Madeline Noble maybe Batman had one as well.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Oh Batman. It's because you didn't have any parents. Isn't it.
Mad Scientist Maybe.
Mad Scientist "Look sharp, Robin." Speak for yourself, the Joker was standing RIGHT BEHIND YOU, LAUGHING.
Madeline Noble hey guys, you don't know, maybe that doll was THE LAST GIFT HIS PARENTS GOT HIM BEFORE THEY DIED
Hannah Sunshıne Climas ... why is the Nutcracker music playing?
Mad Scientist Because of the soldiers
Madeline Noble because Joker
Mad Scientist Obviously
Hannah Sunshıne Climas BATMAN JUST BEHEADED A DOLL.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas I think he has parental issues. Or something.
Madeline Noble those robots fall apart really easily
Mad Scientist They're very large and probably made of cheap rubbish
Mad Scientist He beheaded a toy soldier.
Mad Scientist He knows about girl's toys and break boy's toys.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas BATMAN DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR PRECONCEIVED GENDER ROLES.
Mad Scientist OH THAT IS A TERRIBLE PUN
Mad Scientist "They don't call you Batman for nothing!"
Madeline Noble OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Batman just hugged Robin as they were shot at.
Mad Scientist ... he was shielding him.
Mad Scientist From bullets.
Madeline Noble with his body while he hugged him
Mad Scientist NOT EVERYTHING IS SLASH
Madeline Noble YES IT IS AND YOU CAN'T STOP IT
Hannah Sunshıne Climas HE FELT HIS CHEST.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas DON'T OPEN THE JOKER'S PRESENT.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas SWEET JESUS FUCK.
Madeline Noble okay this one has GOT to explode
Hannah Sunshıne Climas LISTEN TO ROBIN.
Mad Scientist THE POLICE WILL DIE OTHERWISE
Merry Christmas, Batman!
Mad Scientist YAY PIE
Madeline Noble BATMAN IS NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE PIE
Mad Scientist Told you his plans make no sense.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas ... I want pie now.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas The Joker's cardigan had built-in gloves.
Mad Scientist We have cake, soft drink, chocolate, and Maddie brought tasties, and you want pie?
Hannah Sunshıne Climas ... I like pie.
Mad Scientist This episode has far too many puns and one-liners for my liking.
Madeline Noble pretend you don't love it.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas IT HAS IT MOMENTS.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas DON ME NOW OUR GAY APPAREL.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas You said it Joker.
Madeline Noble well that's a horrifying way to end the episode
Mad Scientist I'm pretty sure it's abuse to just leave a prisoner in an unfurnished cell in a straitjacket like that.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas NOT FOR BATMAN.
Madeline Noble BATMAN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE JOKER'S FEELINGS
Mad Scientist ... actually he does.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Madeline Noble yeah, he does
Mad Scientist Actually caring for his rogues is characteristic of DCAU Batman.
Madeline Noble EVERYTHING IS SLASH
Mad Scientist OH SHUT UP YOU GUYS
Hannah Sunshıne Climas HE CARES ABOUT ROBIN'S FEELINGS MORE YOU GUYS.
Madeline Noble OH HE SO DOES
Mad Scientist SHUTUSHUTUPSHUTUP
Hannah Sunshıne Climas WE MAKE THINGS AWESOME.
Mad Scientist YOU BOTH SUCK
Hannah Sunshıne Climas SO DOES HE.
Mad Scientist ...
Madeline Noble I REFUSE TO BE SILENT ABOUT THEIR LOVE
Hannah Sunshıne Climas TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Mad Scientist I don't want to play any more
Mad Scientist OK EPISODE 3 NOW
Hannah Sunshıne Climas (Also the episode ended, but whatevs).
Madeline Noble YES YOU DOOOOOO
Madeline Noble END OF EPISODE TWO