Mad Scientist MORE JOKER
Madeline Noble YAYYYYY
Mad Scientist I'm just gonna fast forward this intro k?
Hannah Sunshıne Climas The opening credits make me want to kill someone.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas THANK YOU JACQUI.
Mad Scientist Why? The opening is awesome.
Mad Scientist So much better than the Superman opening
Madeline Noble it sounds like they're going to start rapping
Hannah Sunshıne Climas ... is that garbage radioactive?
Completely normal garbage. Nothing to see here.
Mad Scientist ... it kinda does.
Mad Scientist No just green.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Green = radioactive.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas True story.
Madeline Noble i thought it was radioactive too
Mad Scientist Introducing: JOKER TOXIN.
Mad Scientist They couldn't have onscreen deaths so they used Joker toxin instead.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Madeline Noble BATMAN SHAVING
Mad Scientist Bruce looks very grumpy.
Madeline Noble IS HE NAKED RIGHT NOW
This scene exists solely for plot reasons.
Mad Scientist Oh Alfred.
Madeline Noble OH ALFRED
Madeline Noble TROLLOLOLOL
Mad Scientist He can't run his own bath
Hannah Sunshıne Climas I said I dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew you a bath sir.
Mad Scientist HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO RUN A BATH
Madeline Noble HE CAN'T TURN ON THE RADIO BY HIMSELF
Mad Scientist What is with those facial expressions?
... Perhaps the water is too hot?
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Sounds like a rather ~dirty~ April Fools prank.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas DIRTY.
Madeline Noble okay, that was the fastest shower ever, there's no way anything is clean from that Bruce
Mad Scientist Also Alfred hangs around naked Bruce
Hannah Sunshıne Climas ~Anything?~
Madeline Noble DIIIIRRRRRTTTTYYYYYYYY
Hannah Sunshıne Climas "That's my cue".
Madeline Noble neverrrr
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Oh Joker. You make it so easy.
Madeline Noble Was the Joker living inside that pile of garbage?
Mad Scientist It's a fake pile of garbage
Mad Scientist Decoy garbage
Mad Scientist Camoflage garbage
Home sweet home?
Mad Scientist Now it's time for the clowns to go shopping!
Hannah Sunshıne Climas I love seeing goons in clown makeup. It's hilarious.
Mad Scientist You'd love Batman Beyond then
Mad Scientist ... yes
Mad Scientist ... why
Madeline Noble is it because we talked about butts again
Mad Scientist I am ignoring the butts
Mad Scientist The butts do not happen
Mad Scientist There are no butts
Hannah Sunshıne Climas DO NOT IGNORE THE BUTTS.
Madeline Noble YOU'LL ONLY INCREASE THEIR POWERS
Mad Scientist Buttman must confront the gas now.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas It's funny because we're talking about butts, and the main weapon this episode is gas.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas GET IT?
Madeline Noble "Allllfred I left the key in the den, help meeeeeee"
Mad Scientist He is helpless without Alfred
Mad Scientist It is pathetic
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Alfred is the true hero of the story.
Madeline Noble Alfred just tore apart that entire room, he is a badass
Mad Scientist Alfred could take down Batman in one day by going on holiday
Mad Scientist Alfred is Samwise
Hannah Sunshıne Climas ^ agreed.
Mad Scientist He's ex-British Secret Service
Hannah Sunshıne Climas OH ALFRED YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Jacqui - Alfred = Wilikins?
Madeline Noble FAVOURITE FOREVERR
Madeline Noble Joker's henchmen were so not impressed by that pun
Hannah Sunshıne Climas The Joker doesn't fall well. He hit the ground chin-first.
Mad Scientist It's more comic that way
Mad Scientist The Joker is making this too easy for you
Madeline Noble "i just love to get down and diiiiirty"
Hannah Sunshıne Climas OK ~BOYS~ IT'S PLAYTIME.
Madeline Noble the Joker is the sassiest
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Look up from screen, the Joker is doing the splits.
Mad Scientist He shouldn't have made Captain Clown mad.
Madeline Noble LOOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR MORE WRESTLING
If you make Captain Clown mad, he wrestles with you.
Mad Scientist I love this bit
Mad Scientist That's some awesome reflexes right there
Hannah Sunshıne Climas It's funny because the Joker is ~stabbing~ Batman.
Madeline Noble Batman's quite agile inside that garbage bin
Mad Scientist Especially since he wouldn't be able to see
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Also yes ~quite agile~ indeed.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas LOOKS LIKE OUR AIRHOLES ARE WATERHOLES TOO.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas I NEVER KNEW A MAN COULD SINK SO LOW.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas That is punny and also innuendo-y.
Madeline Noble I BET HE DIDN'T
Mad Scientist Nitpick: that gas mask will not work when he gets out
Mad Scientist The filters will all be wet
Madeline Noble Don't worry you guys he's going to use his crotch buttons to call the Batboat
Hannah Sunshıne Climas ALL WET TROLOLOLOLOL.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas ... what.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Crotchbuttons are the only kind of buttons he has.
Mad Scientist "Crotch buttons?"
Mad Scientist They're on his hip.
Madeline Noble CLOSE ENOUGH
Hannah Sunshıne Climas YOU WANT TO PLAY DIRTY JOKER?
Mad Scientist STOP MAKING THIS EASY FOR THEM SHOW
Madeline Noble omg Batman, stop it
Hannah Sunshıne Climas OK ~BOYS~ HERE IT COMES.
Madeline Noble I KNOWWWW
Hannah Sunshıne Climas I love this show.
Madeline Noble THE HOSES GOT THEM IN THE BUTT
Lower back, actually.
Madeline Noble ... what
Mad Scientist Oh you silly goon
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Did that henchman just dance at Batman.
Everybody was kung fu fighting...
Mad Scientist You suck
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Protip - IT WON'T WORK.
Madeline Noble maybe he was doing the BATDANCE
Mad Scientist Batman this is pretty cruel
Dosing fairly harmless enemy combatants with poison that has the potential to cause permanent damage? Totally legit.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas BUTTDANCE.
Madeline Noble he does not approve of dancing
Mad Scientist WHY IS THAT CAPE NOT DETACHABLE
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Looks like that clown is reeeeeeaaallly getting ~attached~ to you.
Just take the cape off!
Mad Scientist HE USUALLY USES A DETACHABLE ONE
Mad Scientist DOES HE HAVE SUERMAN'S STUPIDITY TODAY
Madeline Noble in this episode: Batman learns why capes can be dangerous
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Meanwhile, in Jacqui-land - NO SHIPPING ALLOWED.
Madeline Noble maybe he's been hanging out with superman too much
Mad Scientist He doesn't know Superman yet
Mad Scientist You killed Captain Clown! YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!!
Captain Clown, dying.
Madeline Noble JOKER/CAPTAIN CLOWN
Hannah Sunshıne Climas JUST FOR THAT, BATMAN... *ominous music*
Mad Scientist They don't meet for about a season
Madeline Noble in the biblical sense
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Also yes OTP 4 LYF.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas The Joker just wants to make people laugh :'-(
Mad Scientist Oh just because Batman and Superman are so very, very bromantic
Mad Scientist Superman doesn't even appear in this series. At all.
Madeline Noble that's not the word we use
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Not bromantic, no.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Close though.
Madeline Noble seriously every timne theres that drum beat i think there's going to be a rap
Mad Scientist Why are there always moving buckets over molten metal?
Mad Scientist It's that or huge vats of dangerous chemicals
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Because of science.
Mad Scientist And giant cogs
Madeline Noble the giant cog reminds me of the end of Basil the great mouse detective
Well, he is a detective...
Mad Scientist There is no way those cogs need to be exposed
Hannah Sunshıne Climas At least it's not Star Wars. They had an entire planet of molten fire.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Also WE NEED TO WATCH THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE AGAIN.
Left to right: Batman, Robin, Commissioner Gordon.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas But anyway.
Mad Scientist But that makes perfect sense
Madeline Noble DUN DUNN DUNNNNNNN
Mad Scientist Batman dangling over fire. Dramatic.
Madeline Noble "justice is served hot" LIKE YOU BATMAN
Revenge is a dish best served HOT. (Like you, Batman.)
Hannah Sunshıne Climas You're going to melt just like a grilled cheese sandwich?
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Joker that was lame even for you.
Madeline Noble maybe they do it you put them in molten metal
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Service with a smile? I BET YOU DO JOKER.
Mad Scientist OH GOD THE ONE-LINERS
Mad Scientist THEY ARE SO BAD
Madeline Noble and then they trade puns for a bit
Hannah Sunshıne Climas He finds the idea of Batman making a joke hilarious.
Madeline Noble OH NO HE GOT YOUR PLAYING CARD
Mad Scientist And Batman has super catching skills, which is apparently surprising to the Joker.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas SUPERIOR CATCHING SKILLS.
Mad Scientist His obsession is based on not being able to make Batman laugh
Madeline Noble OMG BATMAN'S GOT HIS SASSY FACE ON RIGHT NOW
Hannah Sunshıne Climas JACQUI YOU ARE KILLING ME.
Mad Scientist STOP IT SHOW STOP IT
Hannah Sunshıne Climas I've taken eight showers and I still feel soiled.
Mad Scientist I BLAME YOU TWO FOR THIS
Hannah Sunshıne Climas BRB DYING.
Madeline Noble OMG OMG OMG I CAN'T
Hannah Sunshıne Climas ALFRED'S FACE THOUGH YOU GUYS.
Madeline Noble ALSO BRUCE JUST WALKING AROUND NAKED EXCEPT FOR THE TINY ROBE
Mad Scientist Batman's not wearing underpants, is he?
Madeline Noble HE'S SO NOT WEARING UNDERPANTS
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Batman's chuckle after he said April's Fools was terrifying.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas NO UNDERPANTS FOR BUTTMAN.
Madeline Noble this episode should be titled: Bruce Wayne is mostly naked in front of Alfred a lot
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Yes. We need to title all of these methinks.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas To do with butts.
Madeline Noble BUTTMAN'S GREATEST ENEMY
Hannah Sunshıne Climas YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Mad Scientist No, not all to do with butts.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Yes to do with butts,
Mad Scientist Maybe the one where you guys discovered Buttman
Mad Scientist That can be to do with butts
Hannah Sunshıne Climas And also this one.
Madeline Noble JAC JUST GIVE IN THE THE BUTTMAN
Hannah Sunshıne Climas Because of the gas.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas NANANANANANANANA BUTTMAN.
Mad Scientist I AM GOING NOW
Mad Scientist I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANY MORE
Hannah Sunshıne Climas THE HERO THAT GOTHAM NEEDS.
Hannah Sunshıne Climas BUTTMAN.
Mad Scientist GOODBYE